Partner:ma'am I need to take your blood pressure.
Partner:I work on an ambulance that's what I do.
Patient:this ain't an ambulance this is a taxi.
Partner:when you fell and broke your leg were you in a bed, in a chair or standing up?
Partner:all three at the same time that's talent.
Patient:No! I was doing all of that stuff!
Patient:Where are you from?
Partner:Other side of the mountain.
Patient:I can tell you're rude.
Patient:(looks at my boots)
Patient:you have mans boots on.
Me:yes I do, they're fire boots.
Patient:Well they are for men.
Me:yes I know I bought them in a men's size.